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It would cost 570 pounds to repair my laptop, I found out this morning. I think not.

Just after I paid 70 to repair my phone yesterday, because it got splashed by a tiny splish of water and died, and the phone insurance people hadn't bothered to take any premiums.

Raiding a bank has never seemed like such a good idea.