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04 February 2003
(16:36)

Tests. A word to the wise: it is rarely possible to categorise the entire human race via five multiple-choice questions.

This is an obscene number of images, tests, and general rubbish. I have marked several diary pages "repent".

Comments on accuracy at the foot.

Awww wow! You're Van Gogh's "Starry Night", painted in 1889 and hanging in the Museum of Modern Art, New York.

Which Piece of Modern Art Are You?

Congrats! Youre a pointillism! A little odd if taken piece by piece but once someone gets to see the whole you, theyre sure to love it! (Artist of This Style: Georges Seurat)

Which Painting Style Are You?

Which Painting are you?

You are "Mafia Hitgirl"

Which Painting am I?

no i have to do sam

Do I even need to say Pervy Hobbit Fancier?

What Lord of the Rings engrish subtitle are you?

metamorphosis

You're Metamorphosis of Narcissus!

You're bright, philosophical and creative, but you don't always get the attention you deserve.

Which Salvador Dali Painting Are You?

Helena

Helena

Which woman of Shakespeare are you?

Earth

You are Earth...you are stable and practical, and sometimes thought of as stubborn. You can have trouble with non-tangible ideas.

What Element Are You?

Sexy

Sexy

What word describes you?

Friend Bear

Friend Bear

You are everyone's ideal friend because you are sincere and genuinely kind. Sometimes you worry about your friends' problems so much, you forget about your own responsibilities, which can get you into trouble. For you, it's the little things that really count. You also happen to be the main driver of the Cloud Car. No speeding!

Take the Which Care Bear Are You? Quiz!

You are Alice

You are Alice

The heroine of the Wonderland tales, you are filled with curiosity and random inquiry.

What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You?

Intellegent

Intellegent

What anime stereotype are you?

You're Perfect ^^

-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're the kind of chick that can hang out with your boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't care about presents or about going to fancy placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy being around your boyfriend.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?

murder

You are Our Humble Narrator, Alex, from A Clockwork Orange. Your poor mother..

Which famous film murderer are you?

hamilton leithauser

hamilton leithauser (the walkmen): he is girl crazy. you are boy crazy. beware of chicks with better shoes than you.

who's your indie rock boyfriend?

Velvety

You're a Velvety-Mopey-Goth! You're wardrobe isn't condusive to heat, water, or the natural range of human movement. People may think you're cheesy, but you know it's just because their infantile minds can't fully comprehend the insurmountable anguish of your existence.

What kind of Goth would you be?

nerdslut

Nerdslut

What's your sexual appeal?

Obsessive Compulsive

Obsessive compulsive

Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?

bondage

bondage

What's YOUR sexual fetish?

Geeks

Gee whiz, tell Mommy to stop babying you so much and get out of the house once in a while. You are the typical nerd. Congradulations, the other kids walk all over you and make fun of you, but you'll show them someday when you develop the latest line of anti-depressants that they will need when they are 35.

What kind of typical high school character from a movie are you?

I'm going to Hell because I like Harry Potter!

You like Harry Potter, you scum. It's the deepest pit in Hell for you. Your very existence is a crime against Nature.

Why Will You Go To Hell?

Shirley Manson

You're Shirley Manson, you saucy girl.

What sexy girl are you

Sexy-like Vampire

Sexy-like Vampire

What type of vampire are you?

As to correctness, quite a few strike home. The art questions don't, I identify more with Dali and surrealism rather than these results. Some others are amusing. I'll leave you to work them out for yourselves...

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