Snow and ice bring Britain to standstill. Where Britain is approximately equal to London. Also, an unfortunate situation in the baked goods department.

One motorist told BBC Breakfast News that he had only moved two miles in 10 hours and had had just two pasties to sustain him.

BBC reports Slammer worm: (via ntk)

At the moment the internet is recovering from its sticky cheese fondue state and becoming the rapidly moving liquid we all expect it to be