Liz has introduced me to Mike Harding. Funny songs good.

Rah rah, sporting the Old School tie

Kicking the cat, and chewing his nails, and sticking his hand up his vest

It's hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
Spurs don't fit right on my clogs
Hard being a cowboy in Rochdale
'cos people laugh when I ride past on our Alsatian dog

Eh dear, what can the matter be?
Some silly bugger has moved us to Hattersley